Roman Phalli

I have something deep and profound in common with the civilized, educated ancient Roman and Greek / Helenic societies, and that is an appreciation for phalli. That's just a five-dollar word for d*cks.

The Greeks had a highly-developed homoerotic art culture. The Romans used phalli for symbols of good luck, virility, a curse thrown at an enemy, and for humor. Because then, as now, d*cks are hilarous. 

There is even one in the archeological collection at the University of Michigan. Nice to know that I rank amongst the scholars.